there are nice americans
there are rude americans
there are nice brits
there are rude brits
there are nice canadians
there’s justin bieber
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
I get this joke.
you know at first I was all, “I can’t believe I wrote the words ‘I don’t give a fuck’ on the chalkboard today” but then I realized that’s actually standard start of the semester behavior for me. so basically what I’m saying is you can hate my class but but i’m gonna make it super awkward when we talk about it.
This pleases me so much.